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03/19/2001

Conspiracy Theory

What an incredibly bizarre thing I am about to relate to you. The following was printed in the letters to the editor section of the Morristown, New Jersey paper The Daily Record.

To the Editor:

An important part in opposing malignance is to recognize it in whatever form it takes.

Since the death of Dale Eatnhardt on Feb. 18, constant controversy had surrounded the incident. Aside from the shock of the announcement, there were, for example, the question of whether wearing the head and neck system would have let him survive the crash, the revelation that his seat belt appeared to have been cut and the announcement, now, that his widow has moved to prevent the worldwide open distribution of Earnhardt's autopsy photos on the basis of what she terms "privacy."

In fact, the entire episode is entirely open to question.

The very form of the accident makes the result seem unlikely. The tape of the incident shows one car broadsiding another at, essentially, a very moderate clip. The two then move slowly toward the wall as the other cars, at far higher speeds, move past them. It is from this that Dale Earnhardt was supposed to have died.

We see pictures of cars at more than twice the speed hit into the wall, somersault over the wall, burst into flames and land upside down, and then hear that the driver escaped unscathed! There is absolutely no reason that an accident this minor could have killed a man, with, among other things, as much experience in such driving under his belt as Earnhardt had. To hear, then, that general perusal of autopsy photos has been blocked by a "grieving widow" who should want to know the truth only casts more of a suspicion over the event.

In the end, the evidence is that Dale Earnhardt was murdered. It is important that the federal Department of Justice get involved and unearth the evident criminality.

J.P. West Caldwell


He really drops a bomb there at the end doesn't he? I edited the name of the letter writer because I don't want him coming after me because I have absolutely no idea what to make of this. I could have just as well called him "Mulder" based on this theory. Is this guy serious? Is he just trying to stir up trouble? I'm fascinated that there are people out there who are always trying to dig stuff like this up.

Whenever I read things like this, I try to imagine the poor editor who gets this letter. He (and I say "he" because I'm imagining Lou Grant - it could just as easily be a "she") reads it... then he reads it again because he can't believe it. Then he calls a couple of other people over to read it. They laugh about it. The editor asks them whether he should run it or not. They all back away from the call. He knows that it is a great letter to run, but he still doesn't want to take the heat for all the followup letters from angry NASCAR fans. Finally he runs it, hoping that he's not encouraging good ole J.P. to fire up the IBM Selectra and pump out a few more missives to the paper.